Peter Benoit’s Weblarg

DORMITORY - DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN - BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER - MOON STARER
DESPERATION - A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES! - THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE - HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES - CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY - IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS - LIES - LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS - ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT - IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES - THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW - WOMAN HITLER

And my fav….

ELVIS - LIVES

Reality distortion field is a term coined by Bud Tribble at Apple Computer Inc. in 1981, to describe company co-founder Steve Jobs’ charisma and its effects on the developers working on the Mac project. Later the term has also been used to refer to perceptions of keynote (or Stevenote) observers and devoted users of Apple computers and products.

In essence, RDF is the idea that Steve Jobs is able to convince people to believe almost anything with a mix of charm, charisma, exaggeration, and marketing. RDF is said to distort an audience’s sense of proportion or scale. Small advances are applauded as breakthroughs. Interesting developments become turning points, or huge leaps forward. RDF focuses less on outright deception and more on warping the powers of judgment. [Source]